A Professor’s Definition of a Kiss

Professor of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Professor of Algebra:

A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Professor of Geometry:

A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Professor of Physics:

A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Professor of Chemistry:

A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Professor of Zoology:

A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Professor of Physiology:

A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of

contraction.

Professor of Dentistry:

A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Professor of Accountancy:

A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Professor of Economics:

A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Professor of Statistics:

A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Professor of Philosophy:

A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the

old.

Professor of English:

A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper;

it is spoken in the plural; and it is applicable to all.

Professor of Engineering:

Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.

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